Happy family alert:The BrAngelina twins out in public in Italy

Publications: OK!, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

While this picture is old, you can tell because Brad has no beard, two different tabloids have stories that focus on the twins Knox and Vivienne, both of whom were sighted on the family's recent trip to Italy.

Love Bird Alert™:Brad and Angie back in love

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

The tabloids couldn't stay away from Brad and Angie for long, and there were several stories this week that went along with pictures of the entire Pitt-Jolie clan being seen in Italy. This evening's installment are the happy stories, with one less flattering tale told tomorrow morning.

REPOST CTV'S spectacle: Elvis Costello with... Bono & Edge (DVD)

REPOST - NEW LINKS - RAPIDSHARE
CTV'S spectacle: Elvis Costello with... Bono & Edge (DVD)

In "Spectacle: Elvis Costello With... Bono and the Edge", host Elvis Costello presents an in-depth look at the musical roots of the Dublin rockers,
their philanthropy initiatives and the inspiring words of their musical idols Bob Dylan, Van Morrison and Frank Sinatra. Bono and The Edge pull
the curtain back on the writing and recording process behind some of their most famous recordings; discuss their unlikely friendship with Frank Sinatra;
and perform rarities as well as a show ending mash-up with Elvis and The Imposters. Songs performed during the episode include
"Stuck In a Moment You Can't Get Out Of", "Stay (Faraway, So Close!)", "Two Shots of Happy, One Shot of Sad", and "Pump It Up / Get On Your Boots".

01. Mysterious Ways - Elvis Costello & The Imposters
02. Interview
03. Stuck in a Moment... - Elvis Costello, Bono, The Edge & The Imposters
04. Interview
05. Stay (Faraway, So Close) - Bono, The Edge
06. Interview
07. Two Shots of Happy, One Shot of Sad - Bono & The Imposters
08. Interview
09. Pump It Up + Get On Your Boots: Elvis Costello, Bono, The Edge & The Imposters

NEW LINKS HERE IN RAPIDSHARE
PART 27: RAPIDSHARE MEGAUPLOAD

U2 - 1992-05-31 - London, England

U2
1992-05-31 - London, England
Earl's Court Arena
Excellent Audience

01. Zoo Station
02. The Fly
03. Even Better Than The Real Thing
04. Mysterious Ways / Love To Love You Baby (snippet)
05. One / Unchained Melody (snippet)
06. Until The End Of The World
07. Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
08. Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World / Love And Affection (snippet) / Three Little Birds (snippet)
09. Angel Of Harlem / Dancing Queen (snippet)
10. Stairway To Heaven (snippet) / Satellite Of Love
11. Bad / All I Want Is You (snippet)
12. Bullet The Blue Sky
13. Running To Stand Still
14. Where The Streets Have No Name
15. Pride (In The Name Of Love)
16. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
17. Stand By Me
18. Desire
19. Ultra Violet (Light My Way) / My Way (snippet)
20. With Or Without You / Shine Like Stars (snippet) / Marquee Moon (snippet)
21. Love Is Blindness / September 1913 (snippet) / He Wishes For The Cloths Of Heaven (snippet)

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U2 - 1987-04-04 - Tempe, AZ

U2
1987-04-04 - Tempe, AZ
Arizona State University Active Center
Excellent audience

DISC ONE:
1. Where The Streets Have No Name
2. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
3. Gloria
4. I Will Follow
5. Bullet The Blue Sky
6. Running To Stand Still
7. Exit
8. In God's Country
9. A Sort Of Homecoming
10. Sunday Bloody Sunday
11. Maggie's Farm
12. Bad
13. October
14. With Or Without You

DISC TWO:
1. New Year's Day
2. Pride
3. MLK
4. The Unforgettable Fire
5. People Get Ready
6. Lucille
7. Lost Highway
8. One Tree Hill
9. Running To Stand Still
10. Springhill Mining Disaster
11. Mothers Of The Disappeared
12. With Or Without You
13. MLK
Source :
Disc 1, Disc 2 (1-5): April 4, 1987. Tempe, AZ. State University Activity Center
Disc 2 (6-7): November 18, 1987. Los Angeles, CA. Memorial Coliseum.
Disc 2 (8): November 22, 1987. Austin, TX. Frank Erwin Center.
Disc 2 (9): April 24, 1987. San Francisco, CA. Cow Palace.
Disc 2 (10-13): April 25, 1987. San Francisco, CA. Cow Palace.

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U2 - 1985-01-25, Stockholm, Sweden

U2
1985-01-25, Stockholm, Sweden
"Keeping the Faith Volumes 1 and 2"
Ice Stadium
Very good to excellent audience recording

01. 11 O'Clock Tick Tock
02. I Will Follow
03. Seconds
04. MLK
05. The Unforgettable Fire
06. Wire
07. Sunday Bloody Sunday
08. The Electric Co.
09. Amazing Grace
10. The Electric Co.
11. A Sort of Homecoming
12. Bad
13. October
14. New Year's Day
15. Pride (In the Name of Love)
16. Gloria
17. Party Girl
18. Two Hearts Beat as One
19. "40"

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U2 - 1984-11-15 - London

U2
1984-11-15 - London
Wembley Arena
Very Good Audience

01. 11 O'clock Tick Tock
02. I Will Follow
03. Seconds
04. Sunday Bloody Sunday
05. The Cry-> The Electric Co.
06. A Sort Of Homecoming
07. MLK
08. The Unforgettable Fire
09. Wire
10. Bad
11. October
12. New Year's Day
13. Pride (In The Name Of Love)
14. Gloria
15. Party Girl
16. Two Hearts Beat As One
17. 40

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U2 - 1984-10-30 - Rotterdam, Netherlands

U2
1984-10-30 - Rotterdam, Netherlands
Sportpaleis Ahoy
Exccelent Audience

Disc 1:
1. 4th Of July Intro
2. 11 O'Clock Tick Tock
3. I Will Follow
4. Wire
5. MLK
6. The Unforgettable Fire
7. Surrender
8. Two Hearts Beat As One
9. Seconds
10. A Sort Of Homecoming
11. Sunday Bloody Sunday

Disc 2:
1. The Cry / The Electric Co.
2. Bad
3. October
4. New Year's Day
5. Pride (In The Name Of Love)
6. Party Girl
7. Gloria
8. "40"

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Love Bird Alert™:Kourtney and Scott tell their side

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 8 March 2010

Kourtney and Scott talked to Us Weekly to tell their side of the story, which means they want you to forget about all the other stuff you've read and the several incidents of douchebaggery that Scott committed on camera on their reality TV show. This is true love, and as we know, the course of true love never did run smooth.

On the rocks alert:Kourtney and Scott are faking it

Publication: In Touch
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend Scott Disick are denying the rumors about their imminent break-up, but In Touch wants us to know that they are lying and faking it.

The more you read the tabloids, the more you get used to completely contradictory stories being reported simultaneously.

Leaving the Love Boat™:Jenny Sanford granted a divorce from Gov. Mark Sanford

Publication: McClatchy Newspaper (The State, South Carolina)
Date: 26 Feb. 2010

As should come as a surprise to no one, Jenny Sanford has been granted a divorce on the grounds that her husband was unfaithful.

You know, her husband the governor who couldn't stop FREAKING BLABBING ABOUT THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE IN ARGENTINA!

The National Enquirer is being talked up for a Pulitzer for the work done exposing John Edwards' sordid life, but all ten of the tabs were completely shut out of this ridiculous example of true love spoiled by two inconvenient prior commitments.

Because of the adultery, the divorce won't be final for about two weeks, but it's just a formality.

Love Bird Alert™:Nicole Richie's Big Day

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

Now that she's announced her upcoming wedding on TV, Nicole Richie is talking to at least one tabloid, Weekly Life & Style, and they put the story on the front page.

Wishing the happy couple all the best.

Enboobening Alert™:Kendra gets work done after giving birth

Publication: In Touch
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

Two weeks ago, Kendra Wilkinson Baskett was on the cover of OK! in a bikini showing off her post baby body. Last week, it was rumored she was pregnant yet again in OK! and Weekly Life & Style. This week, In Touch tells us that Hugh Hefner's former gal pal has had a boob job after giving birth for the first time this past December.

Personal aside to Kendra, should she wander by. I can understand that you look upon your lovely lady humps as a remarkably successful investment portfolio, but just in case you slept through biology class, honey, here's a little tip. The primary function of them is to feed babies. You know, like that little stranger who showed up at your place just before Christmas?

Just sayin'.

Love Bird Alert™:Evan Lysachek and Nastia Liukin

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

I expect your first two questions are:
1) Who are these people?
2) What's up with that dress?

She's Nastia Liukin, 21, Russian born gymnast who competes for the good old U.S. of A., winning the all-around Olympic gold medal in 2008. He is Evan Lysachek, 24, born and raised in the Land of Lincoln, and he just won the gold medal in figure skating at the 2010 Olympics. Yes, a heterosexual male American figure skating champion. It makes you want to buy a copy of the Sun and check out their list of signs for The End Times, doesn't it?

As for the dress, your guess is as good as mine.

U2 - 1992-08-13, East Rutherford, New Jersey

U2
August 13, 1992 - New Jersey
Giants Stadium - East Rutherford
16th anniversary MATRIX

01 Show Opening
02 Zoo Station
03 The Fly
04 Even Better Than The Real Thing
05 Mysterious Ways
06 One > She's A Mystery To Me
07 Until The End Of The World
08 New Year's Day
09 Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World
10 Angel Of Harlem
11 When Love Comes To Town
12 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
13 All I Want Is You
14 Sunday Bloody Sunday
15 Bullet The Blue Sky
16 Running To Stand Still
17 Where The Streets Have No Name
18 Pride (In The Name Of Love)
19 Desire
20 With Or Without You
21 Love Is Blindness

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U2 - 1992-02-29, Lakeland, FLA

U2
1992-02-29, Lakeland, FLA
FIRST NIGHT OF THE 92 WORLD TOUR
Excellent Audience

Disc 1: (61:26)
01. Zoo Station [4:56]
02. The Fly [4:50]
03. Even Better Than The Real Thing [4:51]
04. Mysterious Ways [7:09]
05. One [6:15]
06. Until The End Of The World [4:32]
07. Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses? [7:13]
08. Trying To Throw Your Arms Around The World [4:16]
09. Angel of Harlem [3:51]
10. Satellite of Love [2:00]
11. Bad (All I Want Is You) [6:13]
12. Bullet The Blue Sky [5:15]

Disc 2: (61:18)
01. Running To Stand Still (fades in] [5:13]
02. Where The Streets Have No Name [5:33]
03. Pride (In The Name Of Love) [4:26]
04. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For [5:26]
05. Desire [4:12]
06. Ultraviolet (Light My Way) [4:52]
07. With Or Without You [5:49]
08. Love Is Blindness [2:05]
09. Ultraviolet (Light My Way) [5:54]
10. Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses [17:22]

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U2 - 1990-01-10 - Rotterdam, Holland

U2
1990-01-10 - Rotterdam, Holland
Last show of the "Love Comes To Town" World Tour
(+ fillers from 6 & 9 January 1990, Rotterdam and 18 December 1989, Amsterdam)
Source: original silver discs bootleg (Red Phantom Label)

Disc 1:
01 Bullet The Blue Sky
02 Desire
03 All Along The Watchtower
04 Slow Dancing
05 All I Want Is You
06 Where The Streets Have No Name
07 I Will Follow
08 I Still Haven't Found What I'm Lookin' For
09 People Get Ready
10 Bad
11 Van Diemen's Land
12 New Years' Day
13 Pride (In The Name Of Love)
14 Angel Of Harelm (With B.B. King)
15 When Love Comes To Town (With B.B. King)

Disc 2:
01 Love Rescue Me
02 11 O'Clock Tick Tock
03 Out Of Control
04 40
05 MLK (*)
06 One Tree Hill (*)
07 Gloria (*)
08 God Part 2 (*)
09 Running To Stand Still (Dirty Old Town) (*)
10 The Unforgettable Fire (**)
11 She's A Mistery To Me (**)
12 With Or Without You (**)
13 Hawkmoon 269 (***)

(*) Rotterdam, 10 January 1990
(**) Rotterdam, 6 January 1990
(***) Amsterdam, 18 December 1989

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U2 - 1987-09-23, New Haven

U2
1987-09-23, New Haven
Joshua Tree Tour
Excellent Audience

01. Where The Streets Have No Name (06:17)
02. I Will Follow (04:34)
03. Trip Through Your Wires (03:58)
04. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (06:33)
05. MLK (02:10)
06. The Unforgettable Fire (04:33)
07. Bullet The Blue Sky (05:42)
08. Running To Stand Still (04:40)
09. Exit (04:24)
10. Sunday Bloody Sunday (06:48)
11. Help (01:59)
12. Helter Skelter (03:45)
13. Bad (07:15)
14. October (02:04)
15. New Year's Day (05:23)
16. Pride (In The Name Of Love) (06:29)
17. Party Girl (05:16)
18. With Or Without You (06:01)
19. "40" (06:13)

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Demon Drugs Alert™:Tiger is an addict

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

So The Flagship wants us to know that the whole "sex rehab" is just a front for "regular rehab" and Tiger Woods, America's most hated athlete who never actually killed anybody, is a hophead as well as a coozehound.

More Tiger unpleasantness later this week.

Mending fences alert: Angelina Jolie and creepy dad Jon Voight

Publications: Star, Us Weekly
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

The whole Jolie-Pitt brood was in Italy this week, and two different publications say Angelina Jolie was seen with her father, creepy arch-conservative Jon Voight. The two have been estranged, but they appear to have mended fences. I think this may have to do with Angelina trying to become a secular saint.

Both Star and Us Weekly have pictures, but Us claims to having an exclusive interview. This picture is from 2001. She looks about the same, he looks a lot creepier now.

Canonization alert:Jacko, Di and Elvis to become saints

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

If we are to believe the Weekly World News, (and what person of faith doesn't?) the Church (denomination unspecified on the cover) will soon make saints of Michael Jackson, Princess Diana Spencer and Elvis Presley.

With all due respect to my pal Padre Mickey, the line-up of saints as it currently stands is boring and the Church will wither unless it adds some zazz.

I mean seriously, Cyril and Methodius? St. Scholastica? A feast day for the Martyrs of Japan?

These people were never even on TV. They were so broke ass, I bet none of them even owned a TV! How can you expect a modern audience to get behind stuff like this?

God bless St. Jacko, St. Di and St. Elvis, and bless us all in their holy names and holy blood.

And most especially, God bless the Weekly World News. As soon as the editors realize that no one wants to hear any more about the World's Fattest Cat, they will go back to being the absolute best of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter.

On the rocks alert: Michelle Obama insanely jealous of Oprah

Publication: Globe
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

So far this year, the Globe has gone after the Obamas about once a month. If you think about it, roughly half the electorate didn't vote for Obama (47% to be more accurate), and only 130 million people bothered to vote, which leaves 170 million either too young or too bored to cast a ballot. So there's your market for people who want to read trash about the Prez and the First Lady.

Haters gonna hate.

Michelle is insanely jealous of Oprah. "She's not your wife, I am!" she allegedly screamed at Barack.

Seriously, are we supposed to think Michelle isn't clued in to the fact that Oprah's life is a BIG GAY LIE?

U2 - 1987-11-18 - Los Angeles, California

U2
1987-11-18 - Los Angeles, California
Memorial Coliseum
Soundboard

01. Where the Streets Have No Name
02. I Will Follow
03. Out of Control
04. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For / Exodus (snippet)
05. MLK
06. The Unforgettable Fire
07. Gloria
08. Sunday Bloody Sunday
09. Exit / Riders on the Storm / Van Morrison's Gloria (snippets)
10. In God's Country
11. Helter Skelter
12. Help
13. Bad / Ruby Tuesday / Sympathy for the Devil / Walk on the Wild Side (snippets)
14. October
15. New Year's Day
16. Pride (in the name of love)
encores:
17.Bullet The Blue Sky
18.Running To Stand Still
19.With Or Without You / Shine Like Stars (snippet) / Love Will Tear Us Apart (snippet)
20.Party Girl
21.Stand By Me
22.40

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U2 - 1987-10-09 - Syracuse, New York

U2
1987-10-09 - Syracuse, New York
Soundboard

Disc 1 (51:34):
1. All You Need Is Love (PA)
2. Where the Streets Have No Name
3. I Will Follow
4. Trip Through Your Wires
5. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
6. MLK
7. The Unforgettable Fire
8. Exit
9. In God's Country
10. Sunday Bloody Sunday
11. Help
12. People Get Ready

Disc 2 (50:35) :
1. Bad (fades in)
2. October
3. New Year's Day
4. Pride (In the Name of Love)
5. Star Spangled Banner/Bullet the Blue Sky
6. Running to Stand Still
7. With Or Without You
8. 40
9. Outtro

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U2 - 1997-11-14 - Miami, FLA

U2
1997-11-14 - Miami, FLA
PopMart Miami
Excellent Soundboard

CD 1 (71:17):
01. Pop Muzik
02. Mofo
03. I Will Follow
04. Gone
05. Even Better than the Real Thing
06. Last Night on Earth
07. Until the End of the World
08. New Year's Day
09. Pride (In the Name of Love)
10. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
11. All I Want is You
12. Staring at the Sun
13. Sunday Bloody Sunday
14. Miami / Bullet the Blue Sky

CD 2 (55:33):
15. Please
16. Where the Streets Have No Name
17. Lemon (Perfecto Mix)
18. Discothèque
19. If You Wear that Velvet Dress
20. With or Without You
21. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
22. Mysterious Ways
23. One
24. Wake Up Dead Man

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U2 - 1997-06-15, Edmonton, Canada

U2
1997-06-15, Edmonton, Canada
Commonwealth Stadium.
AMAZING GRACE Bootleg
Tour: Popmart Tour
Very good soundboard.

Disc 1: (68:41):
01. Pop Muzik
02. Mofo
03. I Will Follow
04. Even Better Than The Real Thing
05. Gone
06. Pride (In The Name of Love)
07. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
08. Last Night On Earth
09. Until The End Of The World
10. If God Will Send His Angels
11. Slow Dancing
12. Staring At The Sun
13. Sweet Caroline
14. Miami
15. Bullet The Blue Sky

Disc 2: (50:41)
01. Please
02. Where The Streets Have No Name
03. Lemon (Perfecto Mix - PA)
04. Discoth?que
05. If You Wear That Velvet Dress
06. With Or Without You
07. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
08. Mysterious Ways
09. One
10. Hallelujah

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U2 - 1997-05-06 - Eugene, Oregon

U2
1997-05-06 - Eugene, Oregon
Autzen Stadium
JEMS Master

Source One: Nak 700 > D-7 (JEMS)
Source Two: Sonic Studios DSM-6C > D-7 (MH)

Disc 1:
1. Pop Muzik Intro
2. Mofo
3. I Will Follow
4. Even Better Than The Real Thing
5. Do You Feel Loved
6. Pride (in The Name Of Love)
7. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
8. Gone
9. Last Night On Earth
10. Until The End Of The World
11. If God Will Send His Angels
12. Staring At The Sun
13. Daydream Believer
14. Miami
15. Bullet The Blue Sky
16. I Want To Live In America / Amazing Grace

Disc 2:
1. Please
2. Sunday Bloody Sunday (snippet)
3. Where The Streets Have No Name
4. Lemon (perfecto Mix) Intermission
5. Discotheque
6. With Or Without You
7. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
8. Mysterious Ways
9. One

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U2 - 1997-04-25 - Las Vegas, NV

U2
1997-04-25 - LAS VEGAS, NV.
Sam Boyd Stadium.
Tour: Popmart Tour
Excellent Soundboard

Disc 1
01. Pop Muzik Intro
02. Mofo
03. I Will Follow
04. Even Better Than the Real Thing
05. Do You Feel Loved
06. Pride (In The Name Of Love)
07. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
08. Last Night On Earth
09. Gone
10. Until The End Of The World
11. If God Will Send His Angels
12. Staring At The Sun
13. Staring At The Sun (take two)

Disc 2
14. Daydream Believer
15. Miami
16. Bullet The Blue Sky
17. Please
18. Where The Streets Have No Name
19. Discotheque
20. If You Wear That Velvet Dress
21. With Or Without You
22. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
23. Mysterious Ways
24. One

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Skeeter Davis Alert™: Add these dates to your apocalypse calendar

Publication: Sun
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

For three weeks running, the Sun lets us in on the end of the world, and just in time because the first sign is like five weeks away.

3 April 2010: The first of twelve startling omens!
7 June 2010: NASA radio telescope gets a stern warning from God!
11 September 2010: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are seen in Rome!

All I can say is... looks like a good time to make a major purchase on the installment plan.

Love Bird Alert™:Barbara Walters moves in with her boyfriend

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

More data supporting the idea that the Examiner is the tabloid for very old people. They want you to know that the brazen hussy Barbara Walters is moving in with her boyfriend.

Personally, I think Ms. Walters is just striking a blow for the sanctity of marriage. Since we know that marriage is for procreation and not recreation and Old Babs is now 80, letting her get married is effectively as bad as letting gay people marry, and we know that just isn't done, right?

Good on ya, Babs, you slutty old geezer!

Man Slut Alert™:Matthew Fox cheating with tattooed stripper

Publications: National Enquirer, In Touch
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

This story is perfect for lead-off this week, as it will be on the top of the blog until this afternoon's update.

First we have Matthew Fox as the target. This is the last season of Lost, and who knows what the rest of career will look like? Maybe he'll get lucky like John Corbett from Northern Exposure and get plenty more work. Maybe it will be a Milk Carton for him, like WKRP in Cincinnati was for Gary Sandy.

So the Flagship puts him on the front cover. He's cheating on his wife with a stripper. That's a story we've heard many times before, right?

He's cheating on his wife with a TATTOOED stripper.

This little detail makes the story many times better. As a mathematician, I would estimate that tattooed strippers are approximately a jillion times more interesting than non-tattooed strippers.

Stay classy, National Enquirer!

And a late update. In Touch has the same story and their source is... the aforementioned tattooed stripper.

It just gets better and better, doesn't it?

And the camera noses in to the tears on her face: Is fame hurting Susan Boyle?

Publication: People
Date: 8 Mar. 2010

Is there anything worse than the tabloids? Well, there's Fox News Channel.

On Fox, instead of stating something controversial, they will put it in the form of a question.

"Is Obama a socialist?"

"Is global warming a hoax?"

"Should we kill all liberals and sell their organs for transplants?"

Not saying yes or no, just putting the question out there. But notice how often these questions are put in the form where the answer they want you to believe is "yes".

So People, the Gold Standard, the kindest of the supermarket rags, is asking us to consider that Susan Boyle might not be up to being famous.

Could anyone with a lick of sense see this coming?

Not saying it myself, just putting the question out there.