Here's another service we will be providing at It's News 2 Them™: reports on divorces and nasty break-ups that somehow escaped the notice of the tabloids. Since the marital difficulties of Charlie Sheen and his new bride Brooke Mueller include police reports, this is exactly the kind of story the tabloids should have alerted us to in advance, but the jackals of the press missed this one. It goes into the new category Leaving the Love Boat™. Each entry in this category counts as a black mark against the tabloids. Today there will be three such marks.
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