Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 04 Jan. 2010
Weekly Life & Style reports that Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren (a.k.a. Tiger Woods' First Wife) has taken up residence in another country.
To give credit where credit is due, the whole Tiger Woods thing first broke in the tabloids in November when The National Enquirer (a.k.a. The Flagship) went public with what they knew about Tiger and Rachel Uchitel. To take away credit for sloppy work, since the guy did not have a mistress as much as he had a stable of skanks, no one in the press gets much credit for missing this story for as long as they did.
What will finally happen is anyone's guess. I know less about women than I know about any topic in the universe, but even I am pretty sure that the excuse "Aw, baby, the hundreds of times I had sex with those several dozen women meant nothing to me, and I just want to be back with my family where I belong." is not going to fly.
Stay tuned for further details.
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