Publication: National EnquirerDate: 9 August 2010
The Flagship tells us that Tiger Woods will marry Skanky Ho #1 Rachel Uchitel. Reports from last year said he paid he $10,000,000 to keep her mouth shut, but now I guess it's love. There were also tabloid rumors that he spent Christmas with her after he broke up with his wife around Thanksgiving.
Some people think the Enquirer is almost legitimate because of their Pulitzer nomination. I actually read their stuff too much to fall for that. It would be easier to believe he was serious about marrying her if there was actually a photograph of the two of them together.
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