Publications: National Enquirer, National ExaminerDate: 9 August 2010
When Sarah Palin first busted loose on the national scene, I thought "Here is a family tailor made for reality TV and the tabloids." It's taken a while, but order has been restored to the universe, and Sister Sarah is now a twinkling star in the trailer trash galaxy.
The Enquirer goes with the headline "BRISTOL PALIN BETRAYED!" Their story, and they are sticking to it for the time being, is Levi Johnston liked being a baby daddy so much, he did it with somebody else. That's the gospel truth, if you can trust The Flagship.
News flash: In general, you can't trust The Flagship.
The Examiner headline reads "Sex Scandal Rocks Sarah Palin". It's vague and it might be about something else, but the Examiner is always picking up scraps left behind by the bigger Wicked Step Sister tabs, so I'm assuming this is their less interesting version of the same story.
I know in my heart of hearts that Levi Johnston is probably not the good guy, but just because he irritates Caribou Barbie so much, I find myself rooting for him. Don't you? I mean, there is no embarrassing Sarah. She has that level of stupid that is almost a super power, so stupid she doesn't even get that she's stupid. But she does have enough brain cells to hold a grudge, and I'm pretty sure Levi has enough, too. Any little thing that makes her life a living hell is okay in my book.
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