Joran's jailhouse drug deal

Publication: Globe
Date: 25 October 2010

Joran van der Sloot stories keep bouncing around the Three Wicked Step Sister blogs. Now he's buying drugs in prison!

Wow. I didn't think that was possible.

Wait a second. I watched all five seasons of The Wire, so I'm actually sure that's possible.

What was it I really wanted to say?

Oh, yeah. I didn't think that was news.