Love Bird Alert™:The low rent Examiner notices John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan are a couple

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 February 2011

When the low rent Examiner rehashes a story, it's usually already been printed in one of the other Wicked Step Sister tabloids, the Globe or the Enquirer. This week, they rehash a story originally printed in People, the news that newly divorced John Mellencamp is dating Meg Ryan. She is 14 years his junior, but his ex-wife was 19 years his junior, so this may be a sign he is becoming more mature in his dotage.

In this picture, given his vise-like grip on her arm, his weapon-like walking stick and leather jacket, it doesn't look so much like a date as it does an abduction.

The haircut, sideburns and sunglasses don't help either.