Pulling a Bullock™:Jennifer Aniston to adopt a baby from Mexico!

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 7 February 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Star devotes most of the cover this week to Jennifer Aniston's plans to adopt a baby from Mexico, which means she's Pulling a Partial Bullock™. For a Bullock Pull to be complete, a woman has to adopt to get recent stories of a man dumping her out of the gossip rags. Here are the many details from the sub-headlines.

• Yes, I'm adopting!
• Papers signed and sealed
• Orphanage officials talk to Star
• Using Courteney's nanny

You'll have to agree that is a boatload of details. The thing is the story is already being denied. Unless the denials are retracted later, this has to count as the biggest fail of the new year so far.