Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 8 Feb. 2010
Gosh, when was the last time you heard the name Stedman? Haven't he and Oprah been a "couple" for absolutely ever? When are those two lovebirds gonna get hitched?
Well, they aren't. Ever.
And this is according to The Flagship, so you know it's well sourced, if not entirely true.
They won't marry because their love is A BIG GAY LIE!
His life is A BIG GAY LIE!
Her life is A BIG GAY LIE!
BIG, BIG, BIG! GAY, GAY, GAY! LIE, LIE, LIE!
I'm using ALL CAPS because the Enquirer used ALL CAPS on their cover. ALL CAPS just screams CREDIBILITY!!!!
When asked for a comment, Stedman replied:
Date: 8 Feb. 2010
Gosh, when was the last time you heard the name Stedman? Haven't he and Oprah been a "couple" for absolutely ever? When are those two lovebirds gonna get hitched?
Well, they aren't. Ever.
And this is according to The Flagship, so you know it's well sourced, if not entirely true.
They won't marry because their love is A BIG GAY LIE!
His life is A BIG GAY LIE!
Her life is A BIG GAY LIE!
BIG, BIG, BIG! GAY, GAY, GAY! LIE, LIE, LIE!
I'm using ALL CAPS because the Enquirer used ALL CAPS on their cover. ALL CAPS just screams CREDIBILITY!!!!
When asked for a comment, Stedman replied:
Sorry, I had to go with this joke. It was the low hanging fruit.
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