Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 18 Jan. 2010
It took only two weeks, but now all bases are covered. We can be certain there was an incident involving domestic violence, what with the arrest and all, but now we have Us Weekly telling us these wacky lovebirds are going to stay together and try to work things out, which contradicts the earlier report in Star Magazine that they are going to divorce.
This gives us a clue as to how uncannily correct the tabloids are. Predict every possibility and somebody has to get it right.
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