Birther Crap:Barack Obama not born in U.S.!

Publication: Globe
Date: 12 July 2010

The editors at the Globe finally pulled their collective heads out of their collective asses, a difficult and painful process, and tried their hand at adding one and one.

The first one: They print unsubstantiated lies for a living.

The second one: The most popular unsubstantiated lie around is that Barack Obama wasn't born in the U.S. of A., a lie believed by a lot more people than the dwindling number who buy the Globe on a regular basis.

Voila! This week's cover is all about their new information that blows the whole birther story wide open. They even have a government official who tells all. Maybe they finally got in touch with that guy E.F. Lavender who signed the birth certificate in Kenya!

Except he's a laundry detergent.

Oopsie.