Obama is a Muslim.

Publication: Globe
Date: 6 September 2010

The supermarket rags are not selling as well as they did in their heyday and the Globe is trying to find its way back. Reading polls, they have found that there is a sizable chunk of the country that not only dislikes Barack Hussein Mohammad Obama but is willing to believe any ridiculous crap said about him. Polls say the birther crap is believed by about 10% of the country, while around 20% believe he is really a Muslim. This explains the new tactic the Globe will use to get ignorant crackers to buy their shitty rag.