You So Crazy Alert™:Heidi wants old boobs back, sort of

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 6 September 2010

Heidi Montag, a hot mess with or without her sleazy boyfriend, comes clean in this week's Weekly Life & Style. Earlier talk was that she was going to trade in her DD implants for G implants or possibly one of the letters invented by Dr. Seuss in On Beyond Zebra, but now she says she would just like nice normal D cups.

Normal as in "normal for a strip club".

No word if she wants to upgrade to a chin that looks like it belongs to a human.

And, oh yeah, she "comes clean" about the sex tape with the Playboy playmate whose name escapes me for the moment.