
Date: 23 August 2010
Say hello to Miles Austin, wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys making his first appearance on the cover of any supermarket rag this year.
If this story is at all valid, you can also say goodbye to Miles Austin, who is no longer dating Kim Kardashian, the only reason the tabloids have the slightest interest in his private life.
That's a bad break, buddy, but cheer up. In my fantasy football league, you are the sixth best pass catcher, just behind Reggie Wayne and just ahead of Larry Fitzgerald, miles ahead of that Reggie Bush guy.
That has to count for something, right?
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