Demon Rum Alert™:The real Kate Middleton

Publication: Star
Date: 6 December 2010

Want a story that doesn't paint Kate Middleton in the most positive light? Then you should read the gossip rags from the AMI kennel. This week, it's the Star that decides we should know she's a scheming hussy barely one step removed from Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan. The sub-headlines are as follows:

• How she wooed and won Wills
• Wild nights at drinking clubs (here in the U.S., we usually call them "bars")
  
• personal photo album
• Inside the romantic hut in Kenya where he proposed

This isn't a hard prediction, but if there are going to be any unpleasant stories about the Young Royals over the next few months, expect them to be in the Enquirer, Examiner, Globe and Star. Some might also sneak into the Sun, but only if they decided to adopt The World's Fattest Cat.