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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Most Delusional Story of the Week:Donald Trump for President!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 6 December 2010

The AMI kennel doesn't like Sarah Palin much. I assumed they told bad stories about her because it's easy to find people who know her and don't like her or her brood and are willing to cash in a payday as a "source". But what if there is an ulterior motive, throwing sand on her fire so that someone else can be president in 2012?

What about Donald Trump, the thick-fingered vulgarian* who has become a reality TV star in his own right on his ridiculous show The Apprentice? The Flagship puts "Trump for President" on the cover with a quote from him "I can save America!" and a chance to vote in a poll.

Thanks, Enquirer! I needed a laugh this week.


The closest Donald Trump will ever get to elected office is that he once dated Carla Bruni, who is a good singer-songwriter, first lady of France and has fantastic gams, but her taste in men can be described as dodgy at best.

*Tip of the hat to the late lamented Spy magazine, who first called Trump a "thick-fingered vulgarian" and used the epithet at least once in every story they ran about him.

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