John Travolta is going bald!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! If you have been paying any attention at all, you are already aware the National Enquirer hates John Travolta. They have accused him of being gay, fat and running out on his wife and their infant son. So this week's latest slur against him, that he is going bald, comes off as weak, petty and desperate.

This reminds me of one of Padre Mickey's favorite Bible stories, where the prophet Elisha is set upon by a crowd of young toughs, who mock him with the phrase "Go on up, you baldhead!" Provoked beyond his limit, Elisha curses the rabble to God, and the Big Guy, just trying to do Elisha a favor, sends a pack of she-bears who maul 42 of the ruffians.

Now there's a God who demands respect, not some goofy Scientology alien.