Meanest Story nominee: Prince Harry's wild gay party.

Publication: Globe
Date: 7 March 2011

Prince Harry is more or less the forgotten royal family member these days, so the Globe shows the young man a little attention by starting a relatively new rumor that he's a big old gay boy. Of course, they also have to say that this rumor will rock the royal wedding.

You know, the one Harry is only peripherally involved in as the planner of the bachelor party?

This gets a Meanest Story nomination.