On the rocks alert: Katy Perry and Russell Brand in couples' therapy after three months of marriage.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 21 February 2011

In the same week the Star said that Chelsea Clinton's marriage is over, Weekly Life & Style says newlyweds Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now seeing a marriage counselor. I did not consider this a Meanest Story nominee because:

1. Counseling works sometimes and
2. I've seen him in movies and I've heard her sing and I don't care even a little bit about either of their careers.