Bun In The Oven Alert™:Jennifer Aniston is having a baby.

Publication: OK!
Date: 5 July 2010

OK! has the big headline of the week, written in big bright yellow letters. YES! I'M HAVING A BABY is written next to a picture of Jennifer Aniston and OK! has the sneak peak of the interview where Jen tells all. Sounds like a quote, doesn't it? I mean, no one else can use the word "I" in that sentence if it's a sentence about Jen, right?

Not a quote.

While I don't read the stories inside the magazine, I do check online for confirmation, and those sources say that the story in OK! has no actual quotes from Ms. Aniston and is just third person speculation. Ms. Aniston's representatives have already denied the story.

Here's the thing about OK!, okay? Of the Only Ten Magazines That Matter, they have the highest percentage of positive stories on their covers by a wide margin, but is telling nice lies about people really that much "nicer" than telling mean lies?

They were hoping to have a cover story as big as Sandy's introduction of little Louis. This is a big fail at the time of publication.