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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Damn You Skinny Alert™:Bikini body secrets

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 5 July 2010

More stories about how to look like famously attractive people while wearing very little clothing.


Beyoncé knows how to burn calories while she sleeps.

Actually, we all do. If you want to burn a lot of calories while you sleep, I recommend a short term illness like influenza.



Cameron Diaz beats ab flab. It helps if you have a lot of free time to exercise and you are serious about training. Being paid jillions of dollars to look good increases the seriousness of most people.



Kristin Cavallari knows a new way to lose ten pounds. Most of the young women who get featured in these pictures never gained ten pounds after they stopped growing at the age of sixteen or so.

There was also a picture of some woman from one of the Housewives show, but that is a line I will not cross.

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