Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)Date: 5 July 2010
Sure, the Weekly World News is a shadow of its former self, but sometimes you still gotta love 'em. The World's Fattest Cat and World's Fattest Dog bore me silly and killing the Two Headed Bigfoot on the White House lawn earlier this month was spending too much fun too early on a single story.
But all is forgiven this week as we learn that Hillary Clinton is controlling Bill with voodoo. So, all those diplomatic trips to Haiti paid some dividends after all!
She might want to put a few pins in the voodoo doll Bill's elbow, because he's been bending it a lot lately. He was sitting next to Mick Jagger at the U.S.A.-Ghana match today. Mick looked fit, trim, happy and completely engaged in the exciting match. Bill looked crunk.*
Just sayin'.
*(Short for crazy drunk for my friends not keeping up on the street lingo.)
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