Jackie Chan's secret life.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 28 June 2010

Jackie Chan has a new movie out, and if this story had even a small positive angle to it, I would assume it was Planted Crap. But the Flagship has almost nothing nice to say about Jackie's secret life, which includes cheating on his wife and suicide attempts, so I'm going to assume this is just the Enquirer digging up dirt and presenting it when the public's interest in Chan is at its highest.

It's the difference between symbiosis and parasitism, a remora and a lamprey.