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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:Jen hates?Oh, you'll never guess.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 30 September 2010

Jennifer Aniston has three cover stories in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week, each one of them with a different celebrity added in for extra spice. The first of these stories is almost like a World's Finest comic book, where DC used to team up their two biggest stars, Superman and Batman.

Of course, this is the supermarket rags, not the comic books, so who could Jennifer Aniston feud with that would be as big a star as she is?


Sandra Bullock, of course! The Flagship quotes Jen as saying "I Hate Sandra". Why would these two plucky stars of romantic comedies who have never worked together have any bad blood? According to the Enquirer, Jen hates Sandy because she is successful and has a baby.

The subtext here has something to do with a word that starts with "s" and ends with "pinster". I'll let you figure out which of these women qualifies.



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