Two dates in one week for Jennifer Aniston!

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 20 September 2010

After getting a week with no Jennifer Aniston stories, the tabloids are back and acting like old biddies gossiping at the kitchen table.

"Oh, Madge! Did you hear about the Aniston's girl, that nice Jen?"

"No, Blanche, what is new with her?"

"She had two dates. Two dates in a single week!"

"What, with two different guys?"

"Well, I didn't actually read the story, so I'm not sure. What I am sure of is her family would be so happy if she just had one date, and that was a wedding date."

"Truer words were never spoken, Blanche."