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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

You So Crazy Alert™:Kirstie Alley's house stinks!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 13 September 2010

Usually, the National Enquirer gives Kirstie Alley grief for being fat or crazy. This week, her fault is being a bad housekeeper.

According to the supermarket rag, Ms. Alley has 25 pets and the place reeks.

When you consider the Flagship also has nasty stories about John Travolta and Lise Marie Presley this week, you begin to wonder if the real reason for the animosity is because they are all Scientologists.

This is not a defense of Scientology. If I were king of the world, I'd ship both the Scientologists and the National Enquirer editorial staff off to Monster Island. I'd just be more honest about it.

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