Love Bird Alert™:Jen's back with John Mayer

Publication: OK!
Date: 4 October 2010

OK! magazine wants Jennifer Aniston to find true love more than Polly wants a cracker. The story this week is that Jen is back with mouthy man slut John Mayer, he of the very large head. This story started in the Star last month, was picked up by In Touch last week and now shows up in OK! The new details are:

• Her friends hate him
• They are ready to start a family
• They spent a romantic night together at the Ritz

The only problem with this story is that both John's and Jen's publicists deny it completely. It should be noted that the big current cheating scandal, the one with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, follows a similar pattern of publication. It was started in the Star and other supermarket rags picked it up.