Love Bird Alert™:Jen's risky new love

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 20 September 2010

Once again, Jennifer Aniston is the subject and the supermarket rags are in full old biddy mode.

"Oh, Blanche, you aren't going to believe it!"

"Spill, Madge, spill, I'm just going to burst!"

"That nice Jennifer Aniston? She's seeing a new guy, but he's... risky!"

"Risky in what way, Madge?"

"Oh, Blanche, you sound like that Sarah Palin person. I don't exactly know because I didn't read the story."

"She's such a nice girl, pretty and a good job, too. She shouldn't have to date risky."

"Hear that, Blanche? Tick, tick, tick? That's her biological clock. She isn't getting any younger."

"Oh, Madge. Truer words were never spoken."