Glee's dirty secrets!

Publication: Star
Date: 4 October 2010

The supermarket rags love Glee so much, you'd think it was a reality show. It's back on the air after the summer hiatus and Star wants you to know the secrets. Specifically, they want you to know who's hooking up, who's wasting away and who wants to quit.

To get the answers to these questions, I would actually have to open the magazine, and longtime readers know how assiduously I try to avoid that.