Meanest Story nominee:Secrets and Scandals from Dancing With The Stars

Publication: Globe
Date: 20 September 2010

Dancing With The Stars is back. The new cast has been announced and expect a lot of stories about them over the rest of the year from almost all the tabs. The Globe draws first blood with a story about the secrets and scandals of the latest flock of celebs. One story is about a young man with a ridiculous nickname from a show I will never mention. The other star on the cover is Florence Henderson.

Okay, let me explain something to you, Globe. If Miss Henderson has a secret, she has the right to keep it secret. If you want to tell us she's involved in a scandal, I would like you to step outside so I can teach you some manners.

I was never a fan of The Brady Bunch, but you don't talk trash about Florence Henderson.