Long lost relative alert:Lindsay Lohan has a half sister?

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 13 September 2010

Sorry for the confusing picture. The picture of 15 year old Ashley Kaufmann, the alleged half sister of Lindsay Lohan, is obviously from OK! magazine, while the headline is from Weekly Life & Style. Just to be more confusing, I nicked the picture from the Huffington Post, where they gave the credit for the gossip to the New York Post.

Confused? Don't be.

It's so easy. Lindsay Lohan's dad is a scumbag. He may have knocked up some woman back in the nineties. I have no inside information, but if you want to bet he is innocent in all of this, I'll lay 10-1 he isn't. Straight up, no vig.