Publication: TMZ online
Date: 12 Apr. 2010
Okay, I'm not proud. I'll admit to a youthful indiscretion. I actually paid money to see a Steven Seagal movie about twenty years ago. It was the one where he fought people and the title was a prepositional phrase. I think there were firearms and explosives involved as well, but don't hold me to that.
The latest news is that The Butt Ugliest Man In Hollywood turns out to be spiritually ugly as well. Who would have guessed? Mr. Seagal hired a young woman to be his "executive assistant", but that turned out to mean "on call skanky ho", and the young lady was not interested in the new job description and has sued Mr. Seagal for assault and sexual trafficking. In the suit, the victim claims that Mr. Seagal had two young women brought over from Russia to be his skanky hos, but they quit so he decided to see if the executive assistant wanted a pay bump, if you get my drift.
I can't tell if this woman just wants money or the charges include possible jail time if found guilty. I'm really hoping it's the latter.
Of course, he could be completely innocent and the woman bringing the suit could be a vengeful harpy trying to sully his good name.
PSYCH! I'm just playing with you. The smart money is saying that he is every bit the dirt bag this young woman says he is.
No comments:
Post a Comment