Publication: Sun
Date: 3 May 2010
If I were a megalomaniac, I would think the Sun set up their front page with the intent purpose of making me break my vows not to read the inside. The headline said they had the exact dates of The End Times and the Resurrection in this week's prophecy story.
Like a sap, I picked up the magazine, read it and took notes. Here are the highlights.
- 3/10/2011: Cities will be ravaged by chemical and biological attacks.
- 4/27/2011: The final battle will take place.
- November 2011: The Wise Resurrected Leader will return to rule the world.
Okay! This is news that you can use! The prophet they are quoting is the great Mimac sage Gordon Elk L'su'k, who was assassinated in 1847. Among his other great visions is the foretelling of the presidency of Barack Hussein Obama. Impressive!
Except that the Mimac tribe is the Micmac tribe, native to Maine and eastern Canada, and there is no record of a Gordon Elk L'su'k that Google, Bing or Ask.com can find, which in my book means the guy was never born.
Usually, the Sun will quote (or misquote) Nostradamus or Edgar Cayce or the Lady of Fatima for their prophecies, but now instead of just making up prophecies, they are making up prophets.
Just when you thought the bar couldn't get lower, the limbo dance continues.
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