Publication: In Touch
Date: 26 Apr. 2010
Fresh trash on Thursday, now with Extra Bonus Mocking™! In Touch tells us that Charlie Sheen, man slut and all-around party person, has been caught in the company of a woman not his wife yet again, this time a lingerie model. Personally, I thought Charlie was more the tattooed stripper type, but everybody has to mix things up every once in a while just to keep it interesting.
What the magazine focuses on is that Charlie tried to go incognito by putting on a hoodie and a fake mustache.
Police have created this composite drawing of Sheen in disguise. Authorities advise caution when approaching him and no matter what demands he makes, under no circumstances should you give him any drugs in your possession or agree to take him to a strip club.
That is all.
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