Love Bird Alert™:Prince William and Kate Middleton are so happy

Publication: People

Date: 3 May 2010

Here is an odd commentary on the way of the world in 2010. An attractive young woman is dating the future king, but American tabloids can't just call her "Kate", because people would think, "Prince William is dating Kate Gosselin? What's up with that?"

People gives the majority of their cover to the romance of William and Kate (Middleton) with the sub headlines

• How she won his heart
• How they keep their love alive
• When he'll pop the question

I have not read the story, but I'm going to take a wild guess and say the answers in order are:

• Oral sex
• Oral sex
• Right after oral sex

Just guessing.