Man Slut Alert:Tiger Woods had sex with 121 women while married

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 10 May 2010

The Flagship wants you to know that Tiger Woods is not just a champion golfer, he is also a champion man slut. He had sex with 121 women while married to Elin Nordegren, who still hasn't officially divorced his cheating ass. And other cheating parts.

How did they come up with the seemingly precise number 121? It's not a "round number", which usually means a multiple of 10 or 100, but it is 11², which all you perfect square fans have already realized, I'm sure.

There is a saying you may have already heard that 89.32% of all statistics are made up on the spot. You may have heard a slightly different percentage, but of course this one I told you has been completely verified.

Trust me, I'm a mathematician.