Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 29 Apr. 2010
Fresh trash delivered tomorrow! Some weeks, I leave Wednesday for stories that I don't have much interest in, but this week I decided to save some gossip that has that "Top of the page, let's read some more!" feel to it.
We should be pretty much over the exploits of Tiger Woods, man slut, now that Jesse James is everybody's new favorite guy to hate, but The Flagship found a new angle to the Tiger tale that might bring him back into contention as The Guy We Hate The Most.
That new angle? Jail bait.
Tiger had sex with a neighbor's daughter. She was 14 when they met. No mention on the cover of how old she was when they allegedly hooked up, but I'm assuming if she was still under the age of consent then, they would have made that the lead.
Stay classy, National Enquirer!
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