Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 26 Apr. 2010
The Flagship has a teaser headline, promising to reveal Oprah Winfrey's true father in this week's issue.
C'mon, you need a magazine to tell you? I think it's pretty obvious, right?
Ever wonder why she's so successful? Did you ever think The Force is strong in her? Of course you did.
And forget those cheesy new Star Wars movies and the pasty pale actor they got to play Annakin Skywalker. Listen to the true voice of Darth Vader. It's pretty obvious that guy is black.
Just sayin'.
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