Publication: Us Weekly online
Date: 9 Apr. 2010
Remember that story last month about Liz Taylor's Sad Last Days? Well, Liz wants to put an end to that, so she tells Us Weekly that she will be getting married for the ninth time to Jason Winters, nearly three decades her junior.
Take that, Globe! Take that, Debbie Reynolds, you slumming, need a job bee-yotch! Liz is still in the game!
The British tabloids imply there may be a Hairdresser Alert angle the American press is ignoring.
After slamming the Examiner for their "who's gay and who's not" nonsense, it would be consistent of me to tsk-tsk and poo-poo the Limey rumor mongers, but... their version of the story actually makes more sense, doesn't it?
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