Publication: WeGiveADamn.org
Date: 1 Apr. 2010
Anna Paquin, the actress who won an Oscar as a kid for her work in The Piano and can now be seen on the HBO series True Blood, has stated that she is bisexual as part of a campaign that aims to protect the rights of GLBT people.
Since Hairdresser Alert™ is my corny way of saying some man is or has been said to be gay, using the phrase most commonly used by my personal blog hero Peteykins (a.k.a. Princess Sparkle Pony), it felt like I needed a new phrase for a woman in the same situation, so I consulted with blog buddy Karen Zipdrive, who said the Comfy Shoes Alert™ would be both clear and clearly written in the spirit of good natured mocking. I guess now I have to go back and re-label all the Oprah Winfrey stuff.
This begs another question. If a woman is bisexual, does she wear one comfy shoe and one non-comfy shoe? Does she alternate days, wearing Birkenstocks on Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays and F**k Me Pumps on Tuesdays, Thursdays and the weekends?
So many questions, hypothetical question asker. So many questions.
Best wishes to Ms. Paquin from a fan. I will always remember that giggle she let out when she won the Oscar, so completely damned adorable.
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