Publication: National Examiner
Date: 5 Apr. 2010
I've created a new alert label today, the Scary White House Alert™. Instead of telling us that the Obamas marriage is on the rocks, the tabloids have decided to tell us that things in the White House are scary because of the scary Obamas.
Because, you know... they're colored.
Last week's Examiner, which didn't show up in Oakland for a week, tells us the White House staff is constantly on edge because Michelle Obama is prone to violent rages. I'm sure it was her scariness that kept this important story from being delivered to Oakland on time.
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