Publication: OK!Date: 10 January 2011
With the new rules regarding censorship in effect, I now report on all the "celebrity" news in the gossip rags, including people who aren't really celebrities at all. I personally hate the concept of The Bachelor as entertainment, but the Only Ten Magazines That Matter love it so much, they call the people on the show by their first names, as though they are superstars every one buying fish sticks is going to recognize immediately. I don't know these people and don't want to know these people, so as a small protest in the new system I have imposed on myself, I will not give these people last names. It's all Bachelor x or Bachelorette y as far as I'm concerned, though I am sure commenter # 1 Karen Zipdrive will be able to educate me on some of these people.
Bachelor Brad says he's ready to find a wife. He tried before on the show, I guess, but this time it's real.
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