Meanest Story nominee:Bristol Palin steals another girl's man

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 3 January 2011

You'd think that gossip rag interest in Bristol Palin would wane after she lost on Dancing With The Stars.

You'd think that, but you would be wrong. The National Enquirer now has a source near the Palins. The latest story is that the chunky re-virginated one has stolen another girl's boyfriend and NOT by using the methods of abstinence. Obviously, sex is like falling off a bicycle for Bristol, and once she learned how she'll forget how to do it.

This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.