Publication: StarDate: 27 December 2010
Star, the most independent cur in the AMI kennel, still likes to talk trash about people. A 19 year old model claims Johnny Depp hit on her. On the cover they write, "He's 47, she's 19".
I'm sure the math is correct, but I'd like to say, she's just a model, he's Johnny Depp. If he did it and he didn't get stupid like Brett Favre or Ben Roethlisberger, she can just say no and get on with her life instead of trashing him in a gossip rag for whatever pittance they pay.
If there is a sequel to this story, I will have to escalate to the Disapproving Rabbit.
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