Publication: Star
Date: 3 January 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last trash of the week...right now!
So now it has been established. Beach body season runs from January 1 to December 31 in the gossip rags. We could blame Sports Illustrated for this, since their famous swimsuit issue comes out like clockwork in the dead of winter in February every year. But that decision makes sense in terms of the sports calendar, to get an issue with good sales in that bleak season between the end of the Super Bowl and the beginning of March Madness.
The gossip rags have no such logical reason for all the beach body issues, other than the tried and true reason "Girls in bikinis sell magazinis."
Here is the list of the ladies they like.
Here is the list of the ladies they don't like.
Date: 3 January 2011
Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last trash of the week...right now!
So now it has been established. Beach body season runs from January 1 to December 31 in the gossip rags. We could blame Sports Illustrated for this, since their famous swimsuit issue comes out like clockwork in the dead of winter in February every year. But that decision makes sense in terms of the sports calendar, to get an issue with good sales in that bleak season between the end of the Super Bowl and the beginning of March Madness.
The gossip rags have no such logical reason for all the beach body issues, other than the tried and true reason "Girls in bikinis sell magazinis."
Here is the list of the ladies they like.
- Kim Kardashian
- Jennifer Aniston
- Kendra Wilkinson
- Chelsea Clinton
Here is the list of the ladies they don't like.
- Julia Roberts doesn't look great from behind
- Tara Reid is scary skinny
- Snooki from Jersey Shore can't afford to put an extra ounce on her tiny frame
- Margaret Cho has too much ink.
No comments:
Post a Comment