Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)Date: 20 December 2010
They aren't the great source of wonderful news they used to be, but I still love the Weekly World News. This week, they tell us that Osama Bin Laden has married the owner of the Oakland Raiders, Al Davis, sometimes referred to in the press as Kim Jong Al.
Wait, my bad... that's Kim Jong Il. I have a hard time telling those guys apart.
Of course, there is a major difference in religions between the two, but they have agreed that any children they bring into the world will be raised in the Death To America faith.
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