Publication: National ExaminerDate: 3 January 2011
You know what we haven't had in ever so long? A story about a tell-all book! They were all the rage back in the early fall, but nothing since the beginning of November.
Well, if we can believe the low rent Examiner, there's a tell-all book coming out about Miss Dolly Parton. Among the details are the affairs she's ashamed of, why she won't divorce and flings with Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers.
This is the fourth story about Miss Dolly Parton in the supermarket rags since the beginning of 2010, but this is the first time I have officially called her Miss Dolly Parton. For those of you new to the blog, the title "Miss" has nothing to do with marital status. I do not take kindly to trash being talked about anyone I call "Miss", like Miss Loretta Lynn, Miss Lena Horne and Miss Joanne Woodward.
This gets a nomination for Meanest Story of the Week.
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