Publication: Weekly Life & StyleDate: 27 December 2010
Somebody somewhere working for The Only Ten Magazines That Matter has finally figured out that Miley Cyrus might be of interest to their readers. The antics of the massively popular DisneyTeen™ all growed up into a Psycho Bitch From Hell is a top story in internet gossip, but this is only the second mention of her this year on the covers of the supermarket rags. The first post about her from the National Enquirer story in November is a big reason for this blog's large increase in readership over the past six weeks.
Now, daddy Billy Ray says he's going to try to save her. Best of luck, because nothing says you love your daughter more than exploiting her for cash throughout her entire puberty.
Ask Lindsay Lohan's dad how this will turn out if you aren't currently clear on the topic. The parents of the Spears girls might be good candidates for this group therapy session as well.
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