Annoying label bookkeeping #10

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Man Slut Alert: More on the Arnold unpleasantness.

Publications: Globe, National Enquirer
Date: 27 June 2011

The only magazines currently still interested in Arnold Schwarzenegger's cheating ass are the Enquirer and the Globe, so as you can imagine, there isn't a whole lot of forgiveness in the stories. Here are the headlines.

• National Enquirer: Arnold's mistress breaks her silence
  Secret about their love child
  Her confession to Maria "I cried and dropped to my knees!"
• Globe: Cheating Arnold begs Maria: Take me back!
  She tells him: Go to hell!

The Enquirer has a picture of Mildred Baena and her son Joseph.

On the rocks alert: More from the Arnold and Maria circus

Publications: People, Globe, National Enquirer, Star

Date: 6 June 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! In an interesting grouping, it's the richer dogs in the AMI kennel and People who are continuing with the story of Arnold and Maria and God only know how many other women. Here are the headlines.

• People: Maria's torment - new details
• Globe: Cheating Schwarzenegger sex tape shocker
• National Enquirer: Arnold's $500 million divorce
• maid's best friend tells all
• Arnold used taxpayer's money for mistresses
• Maria taking his whole fortune
• Star: Maria to Arnold: "You're a pig!"
• 32 women 2 more kids
• caught in bed with housekeeper
• She'll spill his dirtiest secret
• Decades of lies and betrayal
• Shocking inside details from the mag that broke the story

I'd like to address the Star's contention that they are the magazine that broke the story.

Bullshit.

The reason she threw him out was because of the love child from a decade ago. That is NOT the story the AMI rags were pushing at first. They had some woman named Gigi Goyette who claimed to be his mistress. It was an entirely different story and the Star is trying to lie about it not two weeks after the fact. Arnold and Maria weren't worth a single cover story in 2010 and none in 2011 until this month. Also, both People and the Enquirer had it on the cover first AND all of them were scooped by the regular daily press.

On the rocks alert: More on the Arnold and Maria split.

Publication: People
Date: 30 May 2011

Because we now know more about the story, the gossip rags have not yet let go of the story of Arnold and Maria and the love child born over 10 years ago. Here is what People put on the cover.

• Arnold admits to love child
  Maria's Broken Heart
  Inside their split
  How a 10-year old secret destroyed the marriage of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  'This is a painful time.' says Shriver

On the rocks alert: Dog shit from the AMI kennel about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Gigi Goyette.

Publications: National Enquirer, Star
Date: 30 May 2011

There is an actual news story going on about Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver being separated, and it looks like it's heading toward divorce. Real news organizations are focusing on the fact a woman came forward as the mother of a love child of Schwarzenegger's over a decade ago.

This gives the AMI kennel a chance to drag out a story they have had for years, allegations from a woman named Gigi Jeffers Goyette that she was Arnold's mistress for year and that he first had sex with her back in the 1970s when she was 16, so it would count as statutory rape in California. AMI paid her $20,000 hush money back in 2005, but now they want her to blab. She has also hired Gloria Allred, a move that just screams credibility. Here are the headlines about this nonsense.

• National Enquirer: Arnold's mistress tells all
• Star: Arnold cheated while Maria stayed in same hotel
  other woman tells all

What this woman has to say may or may not be true, but it's not the story that broke up the marriage.

Breaking news: Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with a woman from his household staff.

Publication: Associated Press
Date: 17 May 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted to fathering the child of a woman who worked on his household staff. This incident of infidelity happened before he took office as governor.

On the rocks alert: Arnold and Maria split.

Publications: People, National Enquirer
Date: 23 May 2011

As is to be expected, the split in the marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver made it to the front pages of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter this week, specifically People and the National Enquirer, the Luke and Darth of the tabloid world. Here are the headlines.

• People: Maria & Arnold Split
• National Enquirer: Schwarzenegger cheating scandal
  shocking reason Maria is divorcing Arnold

As usual, People stays calm and the Enquirer jumps to the worst conclusion, though it's hard to imagine an alternate theory.

Breaking news: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver separate.

Publication: Associated Press (via the Huffington Thing)
Date: 9 May 2011

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced that they are separating.

Shit. I thought Kennedy girls put up with anything. Either she's grown some self-esteem or he is even a more miserable scumbag than I had previously imagined.

It could be both.

This is usually where I wish all concerned the best, but when Arnold became governor, I had work and then I didn't because he cut the community college budget.

I hope he contracts something slow and painful.