Publication: Sun
Date: 6 December 2010
It would be presumptuous of me to think the editors of the Sun have even seen this blog in the eleven months it has existed, but I made some rules about when I would post stuff they published in their completely fictitious magazine and I'll be damned if they didn't follow those rules this week.
If they make a prediction about the future AND IT INCLUDES A DATE, I will publish it and keep track. If they just say the world is going to end of the End Times are already here, no dice.
On this Thanksgiving day, their cover is full of stories they say will happen by New Years, less than six weeks away.
Fun! Let's go!
The most interesting and least likely story is that Prince William will visit the White House this year as King. This would entail his grandma dying or abdicating and his dad getting the bum's rush.
That's a lotta stuff to happen in five weeks.
Oprah Winfrey will marry before New Year's Day.
Not announce an engagement. Marry.
And it won't be Stedman.
Since when did she get so antsy? If she's gonna get hitched, wouldn't she throw a Wills'N'Kate sized wingding?
Hillary Clinton will divorce Bill before New Year's Day.
Hmm, that's sounds familiar.
And last but also least, Billy Graham will reveal God's plan for mankind before the ball drops in Times Square.
I say this is least because the Sun actually already made this prophecy that Billy would tell us this by Thanksgiving.
You know... today.
They also said Hillary would divorce Bill by now. I'll be posting a single story of all the failed Turkey Day prophecies later.
I guess I could be nice and say the Sun believes in recycling, but I think it's just a sign of cutbacks over at the completely forgotten relative in the AMI kennel.
Date: 6 December 2010
It would be presumptuous of me to think the editors of the Sun have even seen this blog in the eleven months it has existed, but I made some rules about when I would post stuff they published in their completely fictitious magazine and I'll be damned if they didn't follow those rules this week.
If they make a prediction about the future AND IT INCLUDES A DATE, I will publish it and keep track. If they just say the world is going to end of the End Times are already here, no dice.
On this Thanksgiving day, their cover is full of stories they say will happen by New Years, less than six weeks away.
Fun! Let's go!
The most interesting and least likely story is that Prince William will visit the White House this year as King. This would entail his grandma dying or abdicating and his dad getting the bum's rush.That's a lotta stuff to happen in five weeks.
Oprah Winfrey will marry before New Year's Day.
Not announce an engagement. Marry.
And it won't be Stedman.
Since when did she get so antsy? If she's gonna get hitched, wouldn't she throw a Wills'N'Kate sized wingding?
Hillary Clinton will divorce Bill before New Year's Day.
Hmm, that's sounds familiar.
And last but also least, Billy Graham will reveal God's plan for mankind before the ball drops in Times Square.
I say this is least because the Sun actually already made this prophecy that Billy would tell us this by Thanksgiving.
You know... today.
They also said Hillary would divorce Bill by now. I'll be posting a single story of all the failed Turkey Day prophecies later.
I guess I could be nice and say the Sun believes in recycling, but I think it's just a sign of cutbacks over at the completely forgotten relative in the AMI kennel.
